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Friday jokes...
    Today 6th Day of 9th Month.... 
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A tribute to Audi
 If you get it, LAUGH ..A German guy approaches a prostitute and says, "I vish to buy sex vit you." "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £20 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky." So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs. "The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her elbows and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She find this odd, but it's harmless, and after all the guy is paying well. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath to say: "That was totally amazing, where did you learn how to do that?" "Ah," says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
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07-09-2019, 09:06 PM
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FILIPINA FUNTIME!
Intelligent Husband . Wife was busy in packing her clothes. . Husband - Where are you going ? . Wife - I'm moving to my mother. . Husband also starts packing his clothes. . Wife - Now where are you going ? . Husband - I'm also moving to my mother. . Wife - And what about the kids ? . Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother. . Clothes unpacked. 😉😄😄😄 Short Facts...... ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : "why are u home so early?" Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆ Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town. 😄 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗 Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife! 😜😜😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
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08-09-2019, 06:39 AM
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Good jokes early morning...
   
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08-09-2019, 11:30 AM
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08-09-2019, 11:31 AM
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Ok, will start reading all these nice jokes.
Thank you so much.
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08-09-2019, 12:23 PM
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