Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[oxeso]

[chichihan]

Originally Posted by oxeso

This is a good one.

[hakone]

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

[Orange22]

Originally Posted by hakone

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

Nice share bro

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by chichihan

This is a good one.

U have gd taste.

[CaiShenDao]

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.

[GodOfWealth]

Originally Posted by hakone

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

Thanks for sharing nice joke.

[pratabanana]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Fully agreed

[dyelook]

Couple goes out walking in a nearby Mall;

HER: Babe, I really like & want these shoes, but I forgot my purse at home...

HIM: How much are they??

HER: Only $750...

HIM: Opens his wallet

HER: *So Excited*

HIM: Here's $10 take a cab & go fetch your purse... I'll wait here for you...

[Sihaiz]

Originally Posted by dyelook

Couple goes out walking in a nearby Mall;

HER: Babe, I really like & want these shoes, but I forgot my purse at home...

HIM: How much are they??

HER: Only $750...

HIM: Opens his wallet

HER: *So Excited*

HIM: Here's $10 take a cab & go fetch your purse... I'll wait here for you...

Hahaha good one bro. Guys must learn this

[dyelook]

A woman goes to the Doctor worried about her husband's temper.

The Doctor asks, "What's the problem

The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says, "I have a cure for that.

When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth.

Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says, "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says, "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

[dyelook]

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[oxeso]