Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[Hurricane88]

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

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_"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"_

_"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"_ 😂😂😂

Classical. Irish

[etsys]

haha for the week

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for the jokes.

[memax]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Especially during lockdown

[ah rat]

Man goes into confession box.
"Forgive me father for I have sinned".
"What have you done?" asked the priest.
"A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there
until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain
started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in
the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a
young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another,
and I ended up sleeping with her”. The man stopped
talking but kept weeping.
"Well don't cry, it's a sin but it is not that bad. You should
say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”. Said the priest.
“But it doesn't end there” the man kept sobbing. "a few
days later my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with
her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she
couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed
the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started
pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One
thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with the old
lady" the man cried.
"Oh dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still - you
should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven" Said
the priest.
"Oh I'm afraid the worst part is still ahead" cried the man.
"Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that
day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the
shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to
wait with him. One thing led to another and I ended up
sleeping with him as well" the man cried.
“Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought” said the priest.
"So what should I do father?" the man asked.

"Well” answered the priest, “you should get the fuck out
of here before it starts raining!".

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...

[malaysiapig]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Man goes into confession box.
"Forgive me father for I have sinned".
"What have you done?" asked the priest.
"A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there
until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain
started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in
the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a
young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another,
and I ended up sleeping with her”. The man stopped
talking but kept weeping.
"Well don't cry, it's a sin but it is not that bad. You should
say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”. Said the priest.
“But it doesn't end there” the man kept sobbing. "a few
days later my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with
her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she
couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed
the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started
pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One
thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with the old
lady" the man cried.
"Oh dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still - you
should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven" Said
the priest.
"Oh I'm afraid the worst part is still ahead" cried the man.
"Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that
day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the
shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to
wait with him. One thing led to another and I ended up
sleeping with him as well" the man cried.
“Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought” said the priest.
"So what should I do father?" the man asked.

"Well” answered the priest, “you should get the fuck out
of here before it starts raining!".

Hahaha. 🤣🤣🤣

[Hurricane88]

[Hurricane88]

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by honeymustard85

My crush who loves kids said to me that her children would be her stars in life. One day I invited her to watch shooting stars, and she asked where.



I brought her to my room.

shooting stars @ milky ways...
laughter bumps...

[SBMEDSUP]

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.

[Masterl23]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Thanks bro for sharing, this is good.

[kostastsmikas]

Thanks for all the nice jokes shared here.

[taofu]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Man goes into confession box.
"Forgive me father for I have sinned".
"What have you done?" asked the priest.
"A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there
until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain
started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in
the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a
young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another,
and I ended up sleeping with her”. The man stopped
talking but kept weeping.
"Well don't cry, it's a sin but it is not that bad. You should
say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”. Said the priest.
“But it doesn't end there” the man kept sobbing. "a few
days later my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with
her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she
couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed
the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started
pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One
thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with the old
lady" the man cried.
"Oh dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still - you
should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven" Said
the priest.
"Oh I'm afraid the worst part is still ahead" cried the man.
"Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that
day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the
shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to
wait with him. One thing led to another and I ended up
sleeping with him as well" the man cried.
“Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought” said the priest.
"So what should I do father?" the man asked.

"Well” answered the priest, “you should get the fuck out
of here before it starts raining!".

Very good one bro ah_rat!