Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 754

fortuneo · #**11296** 20-11-2019, 12:43 PM

Thanks to all the sifus for sharing all the great jokes.

SungJoongki · #**11297** 20-11-2019, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*Today’s reality in many houses* 😃
My daughter & her family are in San Francisco, USA.

My son & daughter-in-law are in Australia.

My younger son & daughter-in-law are in Dubai.

*Wow*! That's great, very nice.
Very inspiring...
Where are you now?

😀 *Old Folks Home*😃

LIKE this one bro

Thanks!

HQ188 · #**11298** 20-11-2019, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyelook

coz all the passengers shit & pee on their pants when the pilot scream OMG OMG....

I would have shit on my pants too lol

Hurricane88 · #**11299** 20-11-2019, 02:51 PM

Serious case :

*_A Doctor was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang._*

*_The doctor calmly answered it, and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line._*

*_"We have already opened an aged 18 year old RARE SINGLE MALT GLENFIDDICH WHISKEY.._*

*_"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor._*

*_As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it serious..?"_*

*_"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely.. "In fact, 3 doctors are there already..!"_*

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃😝