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[norigo77]

Originally Posted by Harvest

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Mind you, Datuk doesn't look like his age and also same for Joyce! Both of them can easily "under/over report" their true biological age and no one can tell the difference. Hehehehehe!
Not only our Datuk enjoys his special VIP access, 泰国老师 also enjoys giving him her special VIP access... that's why her moaning was sooooo loud inside the room. HAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW, tiagong LA closed again and one of the captain 跑路 with 2 of the girls! I hope it's not LJ8 or OA8. Haizzzz...

Our Datuk still maintains a very disciplined and healthy lifestyle at his age. That's why our dear Mr ET admires him so much every time he bumps into us in Aman, remember? Hahahahaha
Ya, tiagong her moaning sibei loud like machiam THX surround sound system. Looks like Datuk hit her G spot that day.
Haiz! Tiagong there was a surprise raid one night in LA and all the girls have been arrested and locked up. I think both our favourite French queens GG liao...

Originally Posted by tarma69

Oh, you mean Jaguar used to jog around the GL neighbourhood? That's nice. Can imagine all the old uncles (like myself) at the GL coffeeshops lusting and wolf-whistling at her.
Walao!! Simi free entertainment?? No no no... no more KC drama pls, tolong tolong! 🙏
Simi special VIP access??? Old uncle me got wear protection de, ok?

Ya, I was surprised she has this exercise habit. Most girls will just laze till noon before getting ready to work. Not only old uncles, even young punks are ogling at her too. Hahahaha
Wahahahahaha! I didn't say you didn't wear protection mah. I just meant that you ENJOYED being offered special VIP access without the panties. But I'm sure if you didn't wear protection that day, 泰国老师 could have climaxed another 3 times more. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW

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Not like that, bro. Close door only 泰国老师 pulled down his spa shorts to execute a JAV style BBBJ, then sat on him and started rocking away... while still fully clothed. Lol

Yes, you certainly are old enough, Mr Datuk. But I'm sure Joyce will not mind a single bit. She just needs your grandfatherly love. Lol
Mai kay kay... Your hands are full either slapping her butt or playing with her boobs while riding 泰国老师, where got free hand to cover her mouth?? Lol!
Sigh. Looks like no more sharks fin soup gathering for us liao. One6 used to be our mini HQ during those good old days... Gotta move to new HQ and settle for chicken chop now.

Wow! 泰国老师 also commando sia! Not many girls can be so spontaneous giving pre-shower foreplay. I also don't believe Datuk bothered to cover her mouth as he was only focused on hitting her G spot. HAHAHAHAHA
Ya, we are all waiting for you to 从出江湖 and organize our next 武林大会 in new HQ.

[Harvest]

Originally Posted by tarma69

ED pills got jelly versions? Old uncle me only know got coffee version like the one sold in VIP and sister joints. But I think better don't take lah... don't know if got adulterated with any other undeclared substances boh.
Walao!! Simi SD and SB?? Coolie me poor like fuck can't even afford to have a tirak liao, how to feed a SB??
Wah! How did you know there were pussy juice stains on the sofa? You purposely went to the sofa to inspect after we went inside the room??
Huh? You all can hear her moanings outside meh?? Paiseh, I've tried my best to cover her mouth and asked her to lower her volume liao.
LA captain 跑路 with 2 of the girls!? Jialut... Sad that LA and One6 has come to this state. We were still hoping that everything will be back to normal by CNY.... Sianz!

Have ah. Tiagong the jelly versions are faster adsorption than the pills and can see effect within 15mins. Coffee and candy versions are most common in JB. I think every JB spa is selling that GPS tongkat ali coffee, including Aman. Maybe should encourage Mr Army Boy to try that instead of taking those questionable pills from LOS... Hahahaha
No need to purposely go to the sofa to check. From where I and bro Norigo were seated we can see clearly liao! One small wet patch so obvious! Hehehehe
No need to be paiseh when testing sound system, Datuk. Very nice aural stimulation to get the rest of us into the mood too.

Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW

Yes, you certainly are old enough, Mr Datuk. But I'm sure Joyce will not mind a single bit. She just needs your grandfatherly love. Lol
Mai kay kay... Your hands are full either slapping her butt or playing with her boobs while riding 泰国老师, where got free hand to cover her mouth?? Lol!
Sigh. Looks like no more sharks fin soup gathering for us liao. One6 used to be our mini HQ during those good old days... Gotta move to new HQ and settle for chicken chop now.

Grandfatherly love!? HAHAHAHAHAHA Only Top 4% can offer such love.
I also dun believe our Datuk attempted to cover her mouth. Maybe all he attempted was to speak deep French with 泰国老师 to mute some of the noise nia.
It's ok, dai gor. As the saying goes: change is the only constant in life. One HQ toh already just move to another HQ. But I will miss the sharks fin soup in One6....

Originally Posted by norigo77

Our Datuk still maintains a very disciplined and healthy lifestyle at his age. That's why our dear Mr ET admires him so much every time he bumps into us in Aman, remember? Hahahahaha
Ya, tiagong her moaning sibei loud like machiam THX surround sound system. Looks like Datuk hit her G spot that day.
Haiz! Tiagong there was a surprise raid one night in LA and all the girls have been arrested and locked up. I think both our favourite French queens GG liao...

But our Datuk is trying his best to siam Mr ET leh. See him like see ghost. Looks like their 八字不合 HAHAHAHAHA! Haiz! LA survived a few raids last year but this year still kenna caught by surprise. In that case, I hope OA8 and LJ8 managed to 跑路 with the captain instead of getting caught by mata. Meanwhile, Aman 170 has arrived and started work liao. Tiagong she has put on some weight. Should be nice to hug.

[MichaelWongYW]

Originally Posted by norigo77

Our Datuk still maintains a very disciplined and healthy lifestyle at his age. That's why our dear Mr ET admires him so much every time he bumps into us in Aman, remember? Hahahahaha
Ya, tiagong her moaning sibei loud like machiam THX surround sound system. Looks like Datuk hit her G spot that day.
Haiz! Tiagong there was a surprise raid one night in LA and all the girls have been arrested and locked up. I think both our favourite French queens GG liao...

Wow! 泰国老师 also commando sia! Not many girls can be so spontaneous giving pre-shower foreplay. I also don't believe Datuk bothered to cover her mouth as he was only focused on hitting her G spot. HAHAHAHAHA
Ya, we are all waiting for you to 从出江湖 and organize our next 武林大会 in new HQ.

Datuk is probably the only cheongster I've ever met who only drinks plain water in JB spas. No beer, no soft drinks, no coffee even. And no maggie mee, only eggs. Maybe his only "sinful" gastronomical indulgence is sharks fin soup during those good old days of One6 and LA. Oh, and the occasional chicken chop too. Lol
One6 and LA management need to keep a low profile for now after playing hide and seek with mata for the past few months. But like a 打不死的蟑螂 I believe they will eventually reopen one day. Lol!
Yup. Not many girls can provide commando services like 泰国老师. So when our Datuk hits her G spot almost quite effortlessly, and to quote Donald Trump's favourite threat.... All hell broke lose. Lol!!
I hope to join you guys again soon as I'm "suffering" from a serious JB spa withdrawal syndrome. Sigh. Might need to follow OC for a short biz trip next month tho. Will play by ear.

Originally Posted by Harvest

Grandfatherly love!? HAHAHAHAHAHA Only Top 4% can offer such love.
I also dun believe our Datuk attempted to cover her mouth. Maybe all he attempted was to speak deep French with 泰国老师 to mute some of the noise nia.
It's ok, dai gor. As the saying goes: change is the only constant in life. One HQ toh already just move to another HQ. But I will miss the sharks fin soup in One6....

But our Datuk is trying his best to siam Mr ET leh. See him like see ghost. Looks like their 八字不合 HAHAHAHAHA! Haiz! LA survived a few raids last year but this year still kenna caught by surprise. In that case, I hope OA8 and LJ8 managed to 跑路 with the captain instead of getting caught by mata. Meanwhile, Aman 170 has arrived and started work liao. Tiagong she has put on some weight. Should be nice to hug.

Well, judging by the fact that 泰国老师 was making a hell lot of noise most of the time, I deduce that our Datuk didn't manage to speak much French with her anyway. Maybe only done during foreplay or post coital KC development session. Lol
Guess what? When I was having sharks fin soup during the recent CNY makans, all I was thinking about were our spa-ing days in One6 and LA. Sigh. I'm sure OA8 and LJ8 will be fine. At most they will be deported back to VN, then they just change their identities/passport and return again. Lol
I can understand why our Datuk doesn't like Mr ET. Actually I don't have a good impression of him either, which was why I never invited him to join our CG. But there's absolutely no doubt that he is our Datuk's No 1 admirer in Aman. Lol!!
170 looked quite skinny during her last stint in Aman. Glad that she has put on some weight and looks healthier now. Tiagong 135 will be back later this month and 70 is rumoured to be coming back too.

[tarma69]

Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW

Yes, you certainly are old enough, Mr Datuk. But I'm sure Joyce will not mind a single bit. She just needs your grandfatherly love. Lol
Mai kay kay... Your hands are full either slapping her butt or playing with her boobs while riding 泰国老师, where got free hand to cover her mouth?? Lol!
Sigh. Looks like no more sharks fin soup gathering for us liao. One6 used to be our mini HQ during those good old days... Gotta move to new HQ and settle for chicken chop now.

Old uncle me swear that I've tried "covering" her mouth with my mouth when we spoke French. But somehow the sound still got leaked out.
Yes, we're all waiting for our 带头大哥 aka Mr Oppa to join us again in new HQ! Your next Nana might just be waiting for you to sweep her off her feet...

Originally Posted by norigo77

Wahahahahaha! I didn't say you didn't wear protection mah. I just meant that you ENJOYED being offered special VIP access without the panties. But I'm sure if you didn't wear protection that day, 泰国老师 could have climaxed another 3 times more. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Enjoyed?? She scared the hell out of old uncle me sia!!
Luckily I always carry my own CD every time I go JB.
Climax another 3 times more!?? Cannot lah... When she cummed the 3rd time her pussy was already damn super sensitive and had to stop me from withdrawing my kkj. After a few minutes later then I can withdraw verrrrryyyyyy slowwwwwwwly.

Originally Posted by Harvest

Have ah. Tiagong the jelly versions are faster adsorption than the pills and can see effect within 15mins. Coffee and candy versions are most common in JB. I think every JB spa is selling that GPS tongkat ali coffee, including Aman. Maybe should encourage Mr Army Boy to try that instead of taking those questionable pills from LOS... Hahahaha
No need to purposely go to the sofa to check. From where I and bro Norigo were seated we can see clearly liao! One small wet patch so obvious! Hehehehe
No need to be paiseh when testing sound system, Datuk. Very nice aural stimulation to get the rest of us into the mood too.

Aman got sell that kind of coffee meh?? Never see Cindy or the 大伯公 selling at the counter leh.
Aiya, Mr Army Boy very kiasi one de. He only dares to try those stuff tested and recommended by his buddy.
Sound system testing results beyond old uncle's expectations. My eardrums almost burst sia. Next time must wear earplugs.