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Just sharing one I got from a friend:

Child asking mom: What is an overseas vacation?
Mom: An overseas vacation is where you get to enjoy and experience life in different parts of the world and a time when you can relax and simply enjoy living.

Child asking dad: What is an overseas vacation?
Dad: An overseas vacation is when your mom wants to get away from the place she's tired of living in to go to another place where the people there are tired of living in, spend MY money there to make the people there richer and then come back to the same old place where she's tired of living and continue her life but with lesser money and more reasons to complain about how little money I have.