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luigiz 20-01-2007 09:21 PM

New Zealand...Land of Endless Sheep Shaggers!
 
Just got back from a year long stint in this traditionally "boring" country further down under. Happy to be back home in Singapore, however I am already missing the life back in NZ that boosts a wide variety of different meats, commercially legal in every sense, complete with the normal hang-out joints of massage parlours aka health centres, "chicken" houses, sex clubs, topless bars, lifestyle sex stores, casinos & swinger clubs!! ... one can easily lose himself easily in this life of debauchery...

From now on please follow this thread as I will begin on my journey to write about the alternate lifestyle in this land of sheep shaggers ... NEXT WEEK'S SPECIAL - The Commercial Sex Scene in New Zealand.

PS: Any brudders who will be going to NZ soon - pls feel free to PM me for any recommendations...I will get back to you ASAP!

norice 21-01-2007 07:01 AM

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luigiz,

ha ha ha, you been poking sheeps and lambs. If you poke lambs, you are a pedophile! Of all the animals, sheep's genitalia is the closest resemblance to a female's genitalia!

During World War II, certain countries with large stock of sheeps and donkeys used to run brothels, due to lack of females. Mamasans charged $2.00 for sheeps and .50 for donkeys. Mamasans will guarantee none of her stocks have VDs since they been checked by veterinarians.

Luigiz, did you ever poked sheeps or lambs, if you did, please share your experience with us.

tissk 21-01-2007 12:05 PM

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Are there casinos? in NZ?

Interested in the topless bar concept. Care to explain more on this?

natto3 21-01-2007 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by norice (Post 1818215)
luigiz,

ha ha ha, you been poking sheeps and lambs. If you poke lambs, you are a pedophile! Of all the animals, sheep's genitalia is the closest resemblance to a female's genitalia!

During World War II, certain countries with large stock of sheeps and donkeys used to run brothels, due to lack of females. Mamasans charged $2.00 for sheeps and .50 for donkeys. Mamasans will guarantee none of her stocks have VDs since they been checked by veterinarians.

Luigiz, did you ever poked sheeps or lambs, if you did, please share your experience with us.

haha bro, i bet you're fast, cause you dun want to get the ugliest sheep!:eek:

luigiz 21-01-2007 01:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by norice (Post 1818215)
luigiz,

ha ha ha, you been poking sheeps and lambs. If you poke lambs, you are a pedophile! Of all the animals, sheep's genitalia is the closest resemblance to a female's genitalia!

During World War II, certain countries with large stock of sheeps and donkeys used to run brothels, due to lack of females. Mamasans charged $2.00 for sheeps and .50 for donkeys. Mamasans will guarantee none of her stocks have VDs since they been checked by veterinarians.

Luigiz, did you ever poked sheeps or lambs, if you did, please share your experience with us.

haha bro thanks for bringing this up - no la haven't tried b4 but i've always heard my aussie mates making fun of their lesser cousins especially in the topic of sheep shagging; they even told me of a news story once where there was a kiwi man who was found unconscious next to sheep "poo" (shit), upon investigation by local authorities, it was found out that the man had been high on P and had vented his "frustrations" on an unfortunate sheep that was nearby - apparently i dun need explain where he poke la...see all the shit on the ground, must have really hurt for that sheep man....

anyway the thing about NZ is that its too boring in most places, plus their communities are too widely dispersed, people find it hard to find opportunity to interact with another human being, thats why their national statistics show that 70% of New Zealanders have the high chance of developing mental instability at least once in their lifetime, for example, most common mental illness is depression.

luigiz 21-01-2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tissk (Post 1818466)
Are there casinos? in NZ?

Interested in the topless bar concept. Care to explain more on this?

there are casinos in these following major cities of NZ:
Auckland (biggest)
Hamilton
Christchurch
Queenstown

their casinos r not that big compared to macau or vegas kind, only skycity in auckland has more than 20 table games; these places are mainly frequented by those PRCs who want to make quick money, not to mention occasional FLs who hang around to find 'carrot heads'; **BROS WHO WANT TO TRY GAMBLING IN NZ HAVE TO NOTE THIS** => although NZ is considered 1st world country, they DO HAVE ACTIVE GANGS operating throughout North South Islands, especially in Auckland & Christchurch => normally there are "eyes" in the casino looking out for lone rangers, just be careful if you're there by yourself, there are frequent kidnappings reported within casino carpark or outside casino; also note in the auckland casino there are PRC loansharks around who are always finance-ready to the "needy" gambler...

OK BACK TO MAIN STORY ON "TOPLESS BARS"
there are only 2 better establishments for tourists in Auckland that is worth mention - Showgirls & Mermaid Bar; there are also other bars but i find these smaller ones quite dodgy & shady...more suited for roughed out locals

Showgirls' concept is more like traditional kind where they have a runway in middle of the bar, where the girls will catwalk down strutting their boobs n asses, so you can have a great view as you enjoy your local NZ beer. Their individual tables off the runway have built-in poles so you can expect the performing girl to jump from table to table doing pole dancing machiam like "george of the jungle"...many things to say about this place man...this is a very popular place for both locals n tourists alike, so it is not unusual to see same faces every week, it is also a good place to get to know some really friendly kiwis or local businessmen and to enjoy a good beer or so. =>these are the better kiwis i would say are more "normal", not that kind of sheep shaggers...lol

for drinks, its about NZ$4-5 for a big mug (1 pint), they dun serve jugs in NZ normally, so convert to SGD just over SG$5 la quite ok (NZ$1 = SG$1.07)

bad thing for smokers is that....they freakin banned smoking in bars + restaurants so i found it real strange when i go into clubs n bars and realise no one is smoking inside!!! (they have smoking pt outside bar)

cover is $20 w/o drinks (quite ex) on weekends, its possible to get passed during a quiet weekday or weekend if you know the resident maori bouncer...

once you get in, u need to change your real NZ dollars to "Showgirls currency" (so u can budget yourself, change only like how much you think u going to spend that night), so when you're inside, you buy beer or tip the girl using their "money"...

once you're in the bar, most of time, the girls will butterfly around try TCSS with you ask you if you're interested in going to private room with her, they will tempt you in everyway la...like wrapping their arms around you, pushing their boobs against you, tickle your thighs, sometimes sit on your lap...in usa, in topless bars, mkt rate for 1 lap dance is about US$20 for the duration of 1 song (maybe 3-4mins?), here in Showgirls, its NZ$50 for 10mins!!! (very ex), but the different concept here is, the girl will bring you to a private room, just you and her...for 10 mins she will "supposely" give you a private dance la...depending on girl, you can often negotiate for EXTRAS within the timeframe you've booked her, so i leave it to your imagination what you can actually do in there...they have different themes in different rooms, different timed-packages, you can even pay i think like $200 to have a bath with your chosen girl...just 2 of you...

most of the girls there r local kiwis, i find them quite friendly n nice, occasionally you will meet the chao DAO one. when there is a major event in town, such as america's cup or rugby tri-nations, you can notice the huge influx of girls from australia or from other countries, so RUGBY-lovers take note of coming rugby world cup in 2011, expect a huge rush of FLs from all over the world man...standard of girls, expect standard european features, in NZ they have a lot of girls who r mixed, like european + maori, so bros here can find them quite exotic, they r known to be quite daring n horny...

for bros who feel the urge after hanging out in the bar, they have an attached massage parlour called the PENTHOUSE just upstairs (i will elaborate on massage parlours next time)

for MERMAID bar,
their concept is the fish tank kind where their girls, strapped in their bikinis, will SWIM in the fish tank and then strip down while swimming, all while you are enjoying your drink...this is quite exciting to me cos 1st time i encounter a place like this...the rest is standard SOP, only difference is the swimming ladies...

another point to about the girls who work in these topless bars, most of them r quite young, ranging from 18-late 20s with occasional milf, they r often students looking for extra $, some also moonlight as FLs with their preferred regulars; there was once i encountered a mother n daughter combo performing on the runway together man!!

the above 2 establishments r considered the better ones in nz that have potential to offer bros a good experience as a visitor in nz, but i need to comment that their buildings r quite old n fittings can be rather run down in some areas...like bad acoustics, poor lighting...overall still a good eye opener..

sammyboyfor 21-01-2007 04:10 PM

Re: New Zealand...Land of Endless Sheep Shaggers!
 
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Originally Posted by luigiz (Post 1818745)
the above 2 establishments r considered the better ones in nz that have potential to offer bros a good experience as a visitor in nz, but i need to comment that their buildings r quite old n fittings can be rather run down in some areas...like bad acoustics, poor lighting...overall still a good eye opener..

Waste of money. Just go straight to the brothels.

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march007 17-02-2007 06:56 PM

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Hi I am based in NZ but Sg man. Yeah I ageed with NZ very boring. Sex is expensive too.:cool:

gussiman 28-02-2007 06:00 PM

Re: New Zealand...Land of Endless Sheep Shaggers!
 
I am travelling to NZ mid-Mar. Auckland actually.
Have you heard of a joint called "White House"? Any comments on it?

sammyboyfor 01-03-2007 03:53 AM

Re: New Zealand...Land of Endless Sheep Shaggers!
 
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Originally Posted by gussiman (Post 1877349)
I am travelling to NZ mid-Mar. Auckland actually.
Have you heard of a joint called "White House"? Any comments on it?

"White House" is a strip joint. The girls that perform range from sexy to really fat and ugly.

There is a whorehouse called Monica's round the back of white house... nothing special. If you want to go to a whorehouse where you'll get a wide choice of girls, stick to the two that I recommended.

luigiz 01-03-2007 12:09 PM

Re: New Zealand...Land of Endless Sheep Shaggers!
 
yea theres nothing great about the white house at all, its a boring place frequented by local businessmen (stick to SHOWGIRLS); for paid sex, if u want a wide range of asian girls (PRC, HK, Japan, Korean) try Royal Garden along Cook Street (near to auckland city police) - if you have spare cash and looking for adventure, hire an escort to accompany you to one of the newest swingers' club in auckland for a new experience; dun forget to grab a copy of NEW ZEALAND TRUTH for the latest alternative entertainment in town; if you want to hook up young asian girls try "Magaritas" at the corner of Elliot St

gussiman 01-03-2007 12:14 PM

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Thank you. :)

I1pussy 01-03-2007 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by luigiz (Post 1817840)
Just got back from a year long stint in this traditionally "boring" country further down under. Happy to be back home in Singapore, however I am already missing the life b
PS: Any brudders who will be going to NZ soon - pls feel free to PM me for any recommendations...I will get back to you ASAP!

going to Christchurch end of the month.... any 'pussies' to intro?

sammyboyfor 02-03-2007 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by I1pussy (Post 1878717)
going to Christchurch end of the month.... any 'pussies' to intro?

Check this website.

Lamborg 02-03-2007 03:57 PM

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wahahah...nice 1 boss :D


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